fihml 

Stands for: F*ck I Hate My Life

Why am I alive? FIHML.

fihml by Mister Glass June 25, 2008

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

Firmly grasp it! 

The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis

Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you

Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

Firmly 

1.) Deffinatley, surely
2.) Showing great sureness in an event.

Gril 1: You firmly talked about me behind my back, bitch!

Girl 2: Bitch, pleasee! I firmly didn't!

Firmly by Bertha Marie July 7, 2011

FILML 

1: Referencing the opposite of fml

2: Acronym or initials for "F*ck I Love My Life"

Dude 1: "Man I just got dumped, fml."

Dude 2: "Hey now you can go after that cheerleader you've talked about earlier."

Dude 1: "Hey you're right! FILML!"

FILML by Xonus July 23, 2009

fimling 

The offspring of a fimsy, closely resembling a zergling and easily equaling its destructive appetite. If singular fimlings are encountered, they are to be avoided. If a group of fimlings is sighted, the immediate vicinity should be evactuated.

A pack of wild fimlings stormed the gates and overran the castle within moments.

fimling by Sawdust Prophet August 14, 2010

Firmly grasp it! 

When one yell's "Firmly grasp it" it means grab hold of yo cock before the crazy bitch cuts it off.

Also is the first rule of masturbation.

Women: Who's Bra is diss!?
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!

Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."

Firmly grasp it! by SirDntDropThySoap August 5, 2011