fihml
Why am I alive? FIHML.
fihml by Mister Glass June 25, 2008
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firmly toasted
To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015
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fihml • Firmly grasp it! • Fihla • Fihmy • firmly toasted • fhml • Fihliwe • FILML • fimle • Fimlienthang
Firmly grasp it!
The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis
Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
Firmly
Firmly by Bertha Marie July 7, 2011
fimling
The offspring of a fimsy, closely resembling a zergling and easily equaling its destructive appetite. If singular fimlings are encountered, they are to be avoided. If a group of fimlings is sighted, the immediate vicinity should be evactuated.
fimling by Sawdust Prophet August 14, 2010
Firmly grasp it!
When one yell's "Firmly grasp it" it means grab hold of yo cock before the crazy bitch cuts it off.
Also is the first rule of masturbation.
Also is the first rule of masturbation.
Women: Who's Bra is diss!?
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!
Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!
Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."
Firmly grasp it! by SirDntDropThySoap August 5, 2011
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