fihml
Why am I alive? FIHML.
fihml by Mister Glass June 25, 2008
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firmly toasted
To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.
firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015
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fihml • Firmly grasp it! • Fihla • Fihmy • firmly toasted • fhml • Fihliwe • FILML • fimle • Fimlienthang
Firmly grasp it!
The act of stabbing someone so hard with a long hard rod to the pound that it rips their skin and goes through their hand, this rod could be a jellyfishing net, knife, or your penis
Firmly grasp it! Or I kill you
Firmly grasp it! by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
Firmly
Firmly by Bertha Marie July 7, 2011
fimling
The offspring of a fimsy, closely resembling a zergling and easily equaling its destructive appetite. If singular fimlings are encountered, they are to be avoided. If a group of fimlings is sighted, the immediate vicinity should be evactuated.
fimling by Sawdust Prophet August 14, 2010
Firmly grasp it!
When one yell's "Firmly grasp it" it means grab hold of yo cock before the crazy bitch cuts it off.
Also is the first rule of masturbation.
Also is the first rule of masturbation.
Women: Who's Bra is diss!?
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!
Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."
(Brings out knife)
Man: Ah Shit! Time to firmly grasp it!
Young child: My friends said to "firmly grasp it."
Firmly grasp it! by SirDntDropThySoap August 5, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.