fifth floor

A threatening term used to describe oneself or another person hanging themselves. Yes it might be too soon to use such a term after someone has actually killed themselves, but it only brightens the mood in the room.

Dude, im gunna fifth floor your ass!

fifth floor by grifficruel November 30, 2009

Fifth Floor Club 

Male GI club located in European countries where prostitution is legal. In multi-level brothels, the classiest, most expensive ho's are located on the first floor. The quality and price of the prostitutes decrease on each progressive floor, with the 5th floor containing the cheapest and stankest ho's.

Hans and Russell went to Frankfurt once a month and found the cheapest Ho's possible to maintain their membership in the Fifth Floor Club.

Fifth Floor Club by Pete Crapia September 15, 2006

Fifth Floor Phenomen 

It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.

Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?

Fifth Floor Phenomen by chickennuggylover September 25, 2022

the fifth floor

When a rule has been passed that is either unbreakable or comes from an authority so it cannot be questioned. Dual reference to the film Dirty Harry and Smiley-era John le Carre novels.

You can't go to Woody's tonight, and that straight from the fifth floor.

the fifth floor by Manatee January 1, 2005

The Fifth Floor

The fifth floor of a shopping centre i.e. Meadowlane in Magherafelt, where young ladies and gentlemen go to kiss and hug and generally be 'romantic.' It is especially popular with lust struck teenagers.

'Hey Ella you going up the town with Joe?'
'Yes, can't wait!'
'You for hitting the fifth floor?' ;)
'Yeeeah that's where we had our first kiss you know.

The Fifth Floor by Radaboutye? May 5, 2011