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fidget spinner 

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race
fidget spinners doomed us all

Fidget spinner 

A toy used for mental illnesses or something of at nature, like ADD, but is used as an expensive 'cool' thing to have by teenagers. Including elementary schools too.
Alex: Lemme see ur fidget spinner
Jake: No dude I spent $30 on this fidget get ur own
Alex: Just a spin?
Jake: u got ADD?
Alex: Nah dude
Jake: I do. So no.

Fidget spinner 

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.
"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"
Fidget spinner by kevo02 May 13, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.
"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

Fidget Spinner 

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry
"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

Fidget spinner 

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.
Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"
Fidget spinner by no thot May 9, 2017
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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