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fuckpiss 

The creamy white stuff ejaculated from a man's penis during he is fucking or whenever he gets sexually aroused & reaches orgasm; see also cum, spunk, sperm & jizz
"Avid Merrion shot his thick fuckpiss all over Kylie's tits!"
fuckpiss by Fuckpiss September 11, 2004

FuckPiss 

This is the stream of fluid that is projected from a vagina when she is having intense pleasure. Also known as Squirt, Love Juice, Vagina Sauce, projectile cum and intense vaginal secretion.
FuckPiss in its intended context would look like a stream of fluid flowing intensely and steadily from the vagina.
FuckPiss - Noun
In a sentence -
Wow, I was with Mary last night and when she got off, i was soaked with FuckPiss!

I was giving Kim some oral and she almost drowned me with her FuckPiss!

The only thing I love more than Chocolate Chip Mint ice cream is being hit with a stream of FuckPiss!

Holy Moly, her FuckPiss was running down my balls and onto my knees. I took a picture of the wet sheets if you don't believe me!
FuckPiss by RocketMan March 7, 2014
The act of typing saying or typing the word fuck but meaning to say the word kissed.
Youngblood and Gringo just fuckissed!
fuckissed by Gringo. January 15, 2008

fitpissed 

the emotion that occurs when one realizes they have experienced a fitmiss(failing to wear a Fitbit)
Halfway up Mt St Helens on my hike I realized it was a fitmiss--I was so fitpissed not to get credit for all those steps!
fitpissed by chuck67 October 9, 2016

Fucktisserie 

When the fuckery keeps going around and around.
Today has been 8 hours on a large fucktisserie. Time to go home.
Fucktisserie by Dainmatenurse June 11, 2018
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