festration 

The nostalgic longing to be at or on one's way to a music festival, preferably one far away from the responsibilities, stress, angst and conflict of the straight world. This feeling may be simultaneously eased and provoked by consuming festival recap videos, DJ sets, scouring set lists and/or by planning for your next festival.

I'm feeling an acute sense of festration right now! I'm so festrated!

festration by Martinkingsley44 November 13, 2016

oral fistation 

Verb (oh-rah-lee phis-tay-shion)
Not to be confused with Freud's oral fiaxation
1. The act of forcefully placing a fist into ones mouth, sexually.

2. The act of violently punching someone in the mouth.

1. Becky: I can't wait to go to Liam's house later. He told me we could oral fistate tonight.

2. Did you watch the fight last night?Rhonda Rousey totally got orally fistated.

~oral fistate, orally fistating, orally fistated, oral fistation

oral fistation by 3sexetiers February 17, 2017

academic frustration 

The quality or state of being frustrated or thoroughly upset by one or multiple things either directly or indirectly related to school, classes, homework, or other academic aspects.

Jesse suffers from academic frustration due to the fact that his professors are mentally retarded.

academic frustration by Niiro Kitsune May 9, 2011

frustration boner 

a frustration boner usually happens when someone is losing at any kind of event, such as a video game. your testosterone is quickly channeled into your penis, causing you to sport a brand new boner fueled by your angry testosterone rush.

after i got stuck with a grenade in halo, i was forced to excuse myself from the game to relieve my frustration boner.

frustration boner by davidthemurderer January 27, 2006

celestial frustration 

Similar to sexual frustration, it is that irritable feeling you get when you chase celestial events and can't satisfy or successfully complete your chase. Celestial events include shooting stars, meteor shower, fireballs, comets, Milky Way, moonsetting on the ocean or any horizon.

I'm experiencing celestial frustration that I couldn't see the moon set on the ocean. Or I am celestially frustrated...

celestial frustration by Pshay79 March 4, 2015

Masturbation Frustration

The anger the follows when you find out that either your porn wont load, or that your internet is not working.

Dude, I got so horny last night then my computer froze!

Man, talk about masturbation frustration!

Masturbation Frustration by Noah h. December 30, 2007

International Jendo Federation 

The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.

Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.

International Jendo Federation by jma_16 August 6, 2008