ferret face
ferret face by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003
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ferret face
Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.
ferret face by BeechFace February 2, 2021
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Ferret Face Wagnerism
A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.
The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.
Ferret Face Wagnerism by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011
Rat Faced Ferret
Project Satan; One who looks solely like a rat, marks for raven, and has the personality of wet dog shit
Rat Faced Ferret by hiphophalfie May 1, 2005
FerretFace
When a man or woman has a mustache SO thick that it looks as if a ferret, has crawled up on their face. Usually you cant hear what they are saying whatsoever because of that HUGE mustache.
"OMG I couldnt hear that stupid FerretFace at the assembly"
"I know right? His stache had its own zip code bro"
"LMAO"
"I know right? His stache had its own zip code bro"
"LMAO"
FerretFace by TaylorLautnerFreak May 15, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.