FerretFace

When a man or woman has a mustache SO thick that it looks as if a ferret, has crawled up on their face. Usually you cant hear what they are saying whatsoever because of that HUGE mustache.

"OMG I couldnt hear that stupid FerretFace at the assembly"
"I know right? His stache had its own zip code bro"
"LMAO"

by TaylorLautnerFreak May 15, 2010

ferret face

someone who has minimal lips and no chin

The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".

by Hot Lips Houlihan July 1, 2003

ferret face

Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.

He would be hot because he works out, but that ferret face is distracting!

by BeechFace February 2, 2021

Ferret Face Wagnerism

A rare facial defect that causes the victim to appear as though he/she is a ferret. A Ferret Face Wagner is generally a nosy bitch, a fat skank and wears glasses like those of Harry Potter. Ferret Faces, although not always butt ugly, generally are not appealing to the eye. They have inset eyes with dark circles under them as well as hideous skin. Mmm, creamy. Generally, Ferret Faces do not live longer than 20 years because they are slurped up by short power-fapping zoo keepers with stubby noses.

The most extreme diagnosis of Ferret Face Wagnerism can be found in a young woman currently residing in the United States.

by HorseFace3202 December 2, 2011

feetface

a simple insult that carries a lot of emotion

equating a foot to a face

You're such a feetface

by iislkdl__wwoe July 31, 2022