fermentory
fermentory by Lauryn M May 4, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Foreskin Fermenter
When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.
I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.
Foreskin Fermenter by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
Related Words
fermenturbation
The odorous consequence of one prolonging a vigorous masturbatory session past a sensible time limit.
"If I don't finish soon fermenturbation will set in."
"Dave has been jerking it so long he's starting to fermenturbate."
"Dave has been jerking it so long he's starting to fermenturbate."
fermenturbation by Ketrinon April 7, 2013
fermento
fermentarian
A person who only drinks beer, wine, and other fermented alcoholic beverages and refrains from drinking distilled liquors and spirits like vodka, gin, rum, tequila, etc.
Can you order me a beer while I run to the bathroom, I don't drink distilled alcohol anymore because I'm a fermentarian.
fermentarian by that ginger girl October 22, 2025
The Washington Fermenter
The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.
"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"
"What the fuck, Deborah?"
"What the fuck, Deborah?"
The Washington Fermenter by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026