fermentory

A micro-brewery where beer and hops are fermented

Jack and Jill went on a date beee tasting at the the fermentory

by Lauryn M May 4, 2022

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

fermenturbation

The odorous consequence of one prolonging a vigorous masturbatory session past a sensible time limit.

"If I don't finish soon fermenturbation will set in."

"Dave has been jerking it so long he's starting to fermenturbate."

by Ketrinon April 7, 2013

fermento

Fermento is the odour on your fingers after scratching your sweaty gooch.

It's a known fact that everyone likes their own fermento.

by Billy P. October 1, 2005

fermentarian

A person who only drinks beer, wine, and other fermented alcoholic beverages and refrains from drinking distilled liquors and spirits like vodka, gin, rum, tequila, etc.

Can you order me a beer while I run to the bathroom, I don't drink distilled alcohol anymore because I'm a fermentarian.

by that ginger girl October 22, 2025

The Washington Fermenter

The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.

"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"

by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026