femalehusband
A Female Husband.
femalehusband by cloudy_donut November 24, 2021
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Female husband
A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable
Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
Female husband by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025
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Female husband
**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
Female husband by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable