Zalo_r's definitions

Male wife

unlike female husband which was a term for women who acted as men to marry other women.. Male wife doesn't really "Exist"

a Male wife just means a man whose in a relationship with a (as how our generation would say) "a girl boss" as the man takes on a more "Submissve" role, it stupid and retarded rather than the perfectly rich with historical events that is female husband which is suppose to tell us how lesbian (or trans men) found ways to loop hole into marrying the person they love, "Male wife" is just a bad label to describe men who are "Submissve" and "obedient" to a big dommy mommy, it pure bullshit

Male wife sucks

by Zalo_r November 5, 2025

1 girl 1 knife

a girl useing a kitchen knife to masturbate, yeah there really no way into sugarcoating it

the girl is literally useing the sharp point of a KITCHEN knife to "Pleasure" herself, Luckily, (maybe) there no blood, just a stupid girl recording at a weird angle as she puts a knife to her pussy, might be fake now that I think about it but than again I cant really tell

HEY! WATCH THIS KEWL VIDEO?
huh?
*shows 1 girl 1 knife* (man fuck you how am I suppose to make a good way to add 1 girl 1 fucking knife into a sentence, I'll like to see you try better)
ew.

by Zalo_r November 5, 2025

balloon dog

Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?

oooo!! a balloon dog!

by Zalo_r November 3, 2025

Female husband

**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**

back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,

now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)

There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,

this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)

Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES

by Zalo_r October 27, 2025

GGEZLOL

Get good Easy laughing out loud...
Get gud es lauginh ou loud..
Gt gd es lol
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you just suck at the game buddy

"dies"
GGEZLOL

by Zalo_r October 23, 2025

h ttps://my.urbandictionary.com/add.submit.php

to submit your own word to the urban dictionary website that really should bring back the likes/dislike ratio

h ttps://my.urbandictionary.com/add.submit.php

by Zalo_r October 22, 2025

Gerberttheegg

a pretty famous tiktoker who fell off of grace pretty badly, you might know him as some fat kid who post maybe funny video once in awhile, but the fact you're reading this means you know who the fuck I'm talking about or you don't and in which case
Gerbert, cant say their real name because of content guidelines but they come from alot of flames, their 1st serious allegtion was (I think) a sexual assualt and manipulation, however gerbert denied these allegation and just said all he did was cheat (basically he was dating this girl and he cheated on her and the girl accused him)

and NOW he being "accused" (Since thanks to our beautiful country of America these things are still allegation) he now being accused of

1. Grooming
2. Sexual assualt
3. sexual harassment

4. harassment in general
5. groping
6. sexting a minor
7. Neo-nazi shit
8. "raped" someone (he groped them without consent)
9. Racist
10. homophobic

11. transphobic
12. albeist

13. incest (he said sexual interaction towards his mother)
14. cheese pizza (also known as child porn) (basically he liked shota / loli hentai)
15. bullying
16. blackmail
17. manipulation

18. school shooting threats (although this is just him doing this to skip school)
19. pedophile (little late to say this)
20. being an asshole

and a couple of more stuff that I prob forgot or don't wanna add in because this is already way too long

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by Zalo_r October 15, 2025