9 definitions by goatcheese

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when no just isn't enough
inmate 1: Why you here?
inmate 2: My girlfriend broke up with me so I followed her around for a year or so.
inmate 1: What did they charge you with?
inmate 2: stalking
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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an individual that would do anything for crack.
I just bought a brand new car from this geekmonster, $20 for a Mercedes, not bad.
by goatcheese June 14, 2004
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a real trashy girl who would be hot in a dark room with a stage, pole, loud music and flashing lights in it.
Man, that girl is stripper fine!
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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someone who loves doo-doo feces
If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.
by goatcheese June 14, 2004
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a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from
Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.
wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!
by goatcheese June 12, 2004
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1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children
I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.
by goatcheese June 06, 2004
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