goatcheese's definitions

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

Tyler Armstrong

The biggest pussyo

Look there’s Tyler Armstrong he’s going to get his 25 boys on us.

by Goatcheese December 11, 2019

stripper fine

a real trashy girl who would be hot in a dark room with a stage, pole, loud music and flashing lights in it.

Man, that girl is stripper fine!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004

walmart

1. the funnest place on earth
2. a place to go to beat your children

I love to go to Walmart and watch single mothers beat their children.

by goatcheese June 6, 2004

busted out tracktor tire

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from

Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.

by goatcheese June 12, 2004