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A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!
Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!
feltham by uknown slagger February 7, 2020
the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.
"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"
Feltham by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

felpham community college 

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit

feltchamuffin 

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...
I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin
feltchamuffin by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026