Feltham

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A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.

• I'm reping my end, Feltham
•shit town in london

Feltham by Feltham April 22, 2019

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feltham

A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!

Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!

feltham by uknown slagger February 7, 2020

Feltham

the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.

"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"

Feltham by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014

felpham community college

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit

felpham community college by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016

feltchamuffin

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...

I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin

feltchamuffin by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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