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feltham
A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!
Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!
feltham by uknown slagger February 7, 2020
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Feltham
the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.
Feltham by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014
felpham community college
A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?
Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!
Person 2: hahaha its shit
felpham community college by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016
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