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Feltham

the surname of a person who loves to touch hams, this trait in their family history has lead them to be called Ham Feelers, though over time this has been shortened to Feel Ham and most recently Feltham.

"Did that girl just touch your sandwitch bro?"
"Yeah, but don't worry about it, she's a Feltham!"

by furrycupcake202 December 21, 2014