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Fellalingus 

A cross between Fellatio and Cunnilingus. Fellalingus is something you would perform on a hermaphrodite.
G1) Man, did you hear?
G2) Hear what?
G1) Miles performed fellalingus on his dad!
G2) That guy is a fucking homo!
Fellalingus by The good son October 23, 2002
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A smooth amalgamation of the words fellatio and cunnilingus. Used when referring to sexual acts.
"So, did you engage in fellingus with Sarah last night?"

fellingus by The P. April 23, 2006

Fellatilingus

The scientific name for 69 otherwise known as fellatio and cunnilingus combined. When 2 heterosexual people have sex, and put mouths on one another’s genitals, licking and or sucking on them for pleasure.

Probably the best sex move if you haven’t tried it. I would say, as someone who has lots of sex, all of the time. So much sex it would blow your mind, seriously. Definitely more sex than you. Totally not a virgin
“ When my boyfriend and I 69, we like to call it fellatilingus”

“I prefer it when he’s on top when we do fellatilingus so he can throat fuck me and I don’t have to do the work”

“I’m going to make you squirt so hard when we fellatilingus tonight”
Fellatilingus by Smellypoopies July 24, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026