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felixises 

A disease caused by numerous bacteria in the mouth, ear, lungs, and heart or nose.
This will affect you badly. If too much bacteria is in your mouth your gums will start to hurt a lot. You will have to visit the dentist to heal yourself. If in the ear many bugs will come inside (especially tiny flies because they will eat the ear wax) and they might plant eggs in your ears. This may cause ear infection and you'll have to visit the otorhinolaryngologist this is the same for the lungs and nose but not for the heart... What happens if bacteria gets in your heart? Bacteria, fungi or other germs from another part of your body, such as your mouth, spread through your bloodstream and attach to damaged areas in your heart. If it's not treated quickly, endocarditis can damage or destroy your heart valves. Treatments for endocarditis include medications and, sometimes, surgery. If you have all of these together this is called a disease called felixises. It's just when too much bacteria takes over your body.
This is pronounced feel-ix-isis but spelled felixises.
Doctor: You have felixises. I'm afraid we will have to charge over 578k for this surgery.
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Felixsexual 

Atraction only for Felix from Stray Kids, that's it
-Hey person! You have a boyfriend or...?
-Sorry, i'm felixsexual
Felixsexual by idkstan Seventeen October 18, 2020

Felixism 

The idea that in Stray Kids, Felix is Woojin's favorite son
"Why didn't Felix get flicked as hard as Changbin?" "Felix is Woojin's favorite son" "What? That's Felixism!"
Felixism by Carat not carrot June 8, 2019

felixismybias 

felixismybias is the best tiktoker one earth. they are everyone’s #1 bestie if you don’t follow her on tiktok.....what are you even doing with your life? n e wayz stan felixismybias
felixismybias is the best and you should follow her on tiktok

Felixsexual 

When a person is only attreacted by felix
A memeber of a kpop group called straykids.
Person 1: hey wanna be my bf/gf?
Person 2: sorry i'm felixsexual.
Felixsexual by A potato stay October 18, 2020
A female felix a girl who flirts by poking.
person 1: "why is that girl poking that guy?"
person 2: "she likes him i guess."
person 1: "oh, she must be a felixes"
Felixes by DeMoNz ArE eVeRyWhErE December 15, 2003

Felixsexual 

A person who is attracted to a sunshine with the universe on his cheeks AKA Felix ( Stray Kids )
- Hey Y/N, do you have a boyfriend or... ?
- Sorry i’m felixsexual.
Felixsexual by sunchanyyyy December 21, 2020