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felixises 

A disease caused by numerous bacteria in the mouth, ear, lungs, and heart or nose.
This will affect you badly. If too much bacteria is in your mouth your gums will start to hurt a lot. You will have to visit the dentist to heal yourself. If in the ear many bugs will come inside (especially tiny flies because they will eat the ear wax) and they might plant eggs in your ears. This may cause ear infection and you'll have to visit the otorhinolaryngologist this is the same for the lungs and nose but not for the heart... What happens if bacteria gets in your heart? Bacteria, fungi or other germs from another part of your body, such as your mouth, spread through your bloodstream and attach to damaged areas in your heart. If it's not treated quickly, endocarditis can damage or destroy your heart valves. Treatments for endocarditis include medications and, sometimes, surgery. If you have all of these together this is called a disease called felixises. It's just when too much bacteria takes over your body.
This is pronounced feel-ix-isis but spelled felixises.
Doctor: You have felixises. I'm afraid we will have to charge over 578k for this surgery.
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