feldzpar

A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.

Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.

feldzpar by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009

Geode loving feldspar jockey 

A male or female that works in the scientific field of Geology that makes a little too much noise to Sheldon Cooper’s liking.

You geode loving feldspar jockeys could rattle your heads around if you wanted to feel rocks!

Geode loving feldspar jockey by WyattW May 19, 2018

Feldspar 

Feldspar is the name of the main character in the novel "Feldspar's Deathbox". He is a disturbed schizophrenic driven by his demons to "find God". Tireless but not very intelligent, he drags his scar-coated avatar through the wastelands of his imagination to complete his quest.

My 2nd greatest fear is that I am like Feldspar. My first greatest fear is that I am not.

Feldspar by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015

Craig Feldspar 

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

Craig Feldspar by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022