A person who trolls internet forums trying to fight for a cause which they feel affects many people. However, in the end their cause is a figment of their imagination and has no bearing on reality. They continue to fight their cause despite resistance from rational thinkers.
Brian thought he was fighting for the rights of American's across the country. However, it turns out he was just a feldzpar as the cause he was fighting for didn't actually exist.
by KingOfFelt August 5, 2009
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Feldspar is the name of the main character in the novel "Feldspar's Deathbox". He is a disturbed schizophrenic driven by his demons to "find God". Tireless but not very intelligent, he drags his scar-coated avatar through the wastelands of his imagination to complete his quest.
by Chucklesthe3rd February 17, 2015
Get the Feldspar mug.Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.
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