felch monger
A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
felch monger by Hot Carl February 19, 2005
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someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
felch monger by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005
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Felchmonger
One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
Felchmonger by AngryCPET March 28, 2007
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