felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005