felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

felch monger by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.

David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!

felch monger by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

feltch monger

one who is into the act of feltching

feltch monger by Anonymous April 5, 2003

filch monger 

Basically, a food stealing whore, or a food whore.

-That bum just stole my food!
-That filch monger!!

filch monger by Poopty Pants March 24, 2005

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

filchmonger by Sam November 23, 2003

Felchmonger 

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

Felchmonger by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

feltchmongers by wiz mang May 11, 2004