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a joint, a marijuana smoking contraption involving paper and skills
"Hey Shaq, let's go smoke a feitl."
feitl by BunBlikesCheese February 21, 2008
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OUR SHORT KING. Yet don’t get it twisted he doesn’t fall short when it comes to the deed. With a speech impeachment his adorableness but sexiness is the perfect balance. He is a professional in torture and being my baby daddy.
Feitan can fuck me till i cry.
feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020
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Feitanism 

Feitanism is the superior religion to others such as Kurtism, we believe in the short king femboy, feitan, it is the best way
I just recently converted to Feitanism, girly girl 🛐🔪🌂
Feitanism by feitanswife October 30, 2020
Our short king. Yet he still manages to be packing down there i mean why else would he wear a dress. With i speech impeachment his cuteness and sexiness go perfectly together. He is a professional in the art of torture and being my baby daddy.
Feitan is so fineeee
feitan by Feitansslut September 24, 2020
MR. Segy😼 hes from hunter x hunter our little emo boy😫😫😫😫 hes a baby😋
Feitan is segy😼
feitan by Hisokaswarmcum September 18, 2020
a 28 year old member of the phantom troupe in the anime hxh. note he is very attractive <3 japanese is not his first language so he isn’t fluent in it, leading him to say things like joke not funny, don’t worry, he not die so easy. overall : 10/10
shalnark and feitan making fun of phinks:
feitan: girly girl
feitan by feitans gf September 22, 2020
god😻
feitan is one of the hottest and shortest member in the phantom troupe and he likes umbrellas

oh did i mention that he’s hawt?
feitan by chuuya simp and kinnie 🤩 September 21, 2020
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