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feist face 

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.
Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.
feist face by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009
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feist face 

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.
Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.
feist face by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

fist-face connection 

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.
"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."
fist-face connection by Roy K June 25, 2005

fist face 

a name for a person who's face has been bruised from being beat and or punched
Did you see whitney "fist face" houston last night?
I was hanging out with Fist Face last night and he looks messed up.
fist face by d3f3kt1v November 24, 2009

reverse face fist 

When a woman violently rams her face into a mans fist due to being outside the kitchen
the bitch left the kitchen and reverse face fisted me then she called the cops.

fist-to-face talk 

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.
I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully