feece 

A term used by dancers to describe a task that is performed perfectly, a perfect situation, an outstanding piece of clothing, or anything of excellence.

"That girl just did ten needle turns!"
"Oh, feece."

feece by inexoracacious February 17, 2010

Feece 

This word is a synonym for the word "son" in the French language.

There is mon Feece! Come running to me, mon Feece!

Feece by pamschel November 26, 2007

feece 

A kid who takes it in the ass by a male pittbull
while all his friends laugh and video tape, to take it to
school the next day to show all of their friends.

Feece got raped by shady(zachs dog).

feece by Chaz, pono December 6, 2006

Feece 

Bloody diarrhea
Bloody poop/crap

I took a big dump, and feece came out.

Feece by travisimo November 15, 2006

Feece’s Pieces 

When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.

Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !

Feece’s Pieces by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014

faecesbook 

Faecesbook serves many useful functions:

1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about

2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook

3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.

4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!

5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.

Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook

Find me on Faecesbook

Add shit to my Faecesbook wall

faecesbook by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011