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Felching the clown 

1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.

2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.

I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.

2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
Related Words

Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof

Felching For Duckbutter 

The two part act of sucking semen out of the anus with a straw while maintaining enough of a vacuum to get the greasy, and sometimes chunky duckbutter that runs along the taint.
Being careful not to miss a drop, and priding himself as a pro at Felching For Duckbutter, Gabe Athouse aimed his straw and inhaled every last drop of the load he left as well as the grimy, nutsack buildup.
a wonderful girl who can dance and sing and also intelligent
man that girl is so fechi
fechi by fechi September 6, 2016

fechiple 

to be honest i dont know what it means but i saw it in this manga and it was fechippuru and kotoka said "we are a fechippuru!" so i was like what the fuck, and i translated it and it means fechiple in english and i think it means a couple that are in love due to their fetishes. to be honest i legit have no fucking idea but sure.
"Are they a fechiple, thats kinda weird."
fechiple by ていいこ November 4, 2020

Fetching 

very attractive; capturing interest;
"a fetching new hairstyle"; "something inexpressibly taking in his manner"; "a winning personality"
Fetching by Lauren16 August 21, 2006