1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they
don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking
semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/
psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long
day at work I had a bit of a rest and started
felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching
clowns.