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Fecal Fountain 

Throwing a penny into a pile of shit and making a wish. This can be performed in the wild, an urban environment, or even create one in the toilet. If this is performed in the toilet, then flushing will determine if your wish comes true or not. If the penny stays, you lose. If it disappears, you'll get your wish.
Yeah that would be great Tyrone. You should make a wish into the fecal fountain.
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fecal fountain 

A fecal fountain is a stream of wet poop preferably diarrhea Yumm ;-) propeled out of someones butt hole. it can be seen on google if wanted under the keyword tubgirl. she is the definition of a fecal fountain. Quite enjoyable indeed :-)
Dude Zander V.w and Will C jerked off to tubgirls fecal fountain......together!
fecal fountain by Fecal king November 10, 2006

Fecal Fountain 

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.
"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."
Fecal Fountain by Kal-El August 14, 2003

Fecal Fountain 

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
Fecal Fountain by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

The Fecal Fountain 

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026