Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

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The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

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The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 09, 2019

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An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 30, 2018

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Person1: Man, I need to use your bathrooom badly.
Person2: Is it a number 1 or number 2?
Person1: It's actually going to be a number 3.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ September 22, 2017

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