Definitions by yummy_thick

Fecal Fountain 

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

Fecal Fountain by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

yummy_thick 

yummy_thick is the fastest growing meme account on Instagram.

Guy 1: yummy_thick is dope
Guy 2: facts

yummy_thick by yummy_thick April 24, 2019

evenutahlkt 

You fools. You think you can restrain me? You think you can hold me back? Pathetic. You are nothing more than an old shoe box that has been sitting in the closet for 3 years, collecting dust, scraps, and all else one would find in a closet shoe box. It’s embarrassing really, that you think you can contain my power. That you think you can cage me in this mortal plane of puny existence. It’s no matter, for my true power will be released in the near future, and I will locate you, tie you down, and release my feces into your scrotum. Farewell, coward, for I must be going now.

Yeah, evenutahlkt means eventually, as in I will evenutahlkt consume you.

evenutahlkt by yummy_thick April 17, 2019

Gary teen 

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee”

I Gary teen that guy is homo

Gary teen by yummy_thick April 15, 2019