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faucking 

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".
"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
faucking by $Bill November 2, 2006
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the word used when you stub your toe or bang your head in a non-serious way.
~faauck!
~whats wrong?
~I stubbed my friggen toe again, gosh!
faauck by bryant libby February 21, 2005
please tell me you get the faucking message
fauck by lord faucker January 2, 2005

feuckey feucky 

babe, let's have some feuckey feucky!!!
feuckey feucky by Happy Yelper :) October 29, 2009
Like its four letter cousin but much more jocular, for use in non-serious but very annoying circumstances.
I just spilt coffee all over my keyboard, fell off my chair into a puddle of catsick and accidentally sent the text to my boss I was just writing to get out some feelings; fauuck. :(
faauck by mattJ November 10, 2004
i watched the news today it was all faucked and miniulated
Faucked by Jose Quixote December 29, 2020