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faucking 

Combination of faux and fucking which means simulating the act of having sex. Pronounced "faux king".

"George was faucking John last night--he kept on humping his leg". Or, "I was getting a lapdance from some girl at the bar and she started faucking me."
faucking by $Bill November 2, 2006
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the word used when you stub your toe or bang your head in a non-serious way.
~faauck!
~whats wrong?
~I stubbed my friggen toe again, gosh!
faauck by bryant libby February 21, 2005

feuckey feucky 

babe, let's have some feuckey feucky!!!
feuckey feucky by Happy Yelper :) October 29, 2009
Like its four letter cousin but much more jocular, for use in non-serious but very annoying circumstances.
I just spilt coffee all over my keyboard, fell off my chair into a puddle of catsick and accidentally sent the text to my boss I was just writing to get out some feelings; fauuck. :(
faauck by mattJ November 10, 2004
i watched the news today it was all faucked and miniulated
Faucked by Jose Quixote December 29, 2020