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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.
My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor
I just farted
What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021
damn, she farted on my dick
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."
damn, she farted on my dick by theleroy27 February 17, 2017
rucking fetarted
funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.
noun: rucking fetard
"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"
rucking fetarted by luke knudson October 30, 2006