fearted

Farting in fear. Spontaneous expelling of gas in a moment of fright or surprise.

"I fearted when that car almost hit me."

by GMOL February 12, 2015

I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023

I just farted

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

flarted

The resulting release of gas through the derriere due to excessive laughter.

Dude! I laughed so hard I flarted!

by Mr. & Mrs. Flarter January 15, 2014

rucking fetarted

funny and clean way of saying fucking retarted.
rucking fetarted emphasizes how retarted the person or event actually is.

noun: rucking fetard

"You are rucking fetarted for trying to race that cop."

"Are you putting shirtless pics of your self on myspace? That's rucking fetarted!"

by luke knudson October 30, 2006