Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"
by Camelbaker May 2, 2016
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