FLOTUS 

First Lady Of The United States

Nancy Reagan was the 40th FLOTUS

FLOTUS by WordMeister September 27, 2005

flatusidal tendencies 

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

flatusidal tendencies by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

Field of flatus 

The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.

Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...

I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!

Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018

fdotus 

The First Dog of the United States

Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"

fdotus by Camelbaker May 22, 2016

Ass Flotsam 

1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.

I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit

Ass Flotsam by core memory dump December 14, 2012

flatus 

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

flatus by T.V. John May 24, 2012

Flouss 

1) To drive your car at a ridiculously fast speed
2) To drive your car fast as you weave through traffic

I woke up late for work today so I had to flouss on the freeway to get there on time.

Flouss by Krizzz G December 16, 2009