Jonah: “FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog — or FDOTUS — has been planned for weeks. We simply cannot allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.”

Mike: "You can't just make up acronyms, Jonah."

Jonah: "Somebody has to, Mike!"

fdotus by Camelbaker May 22, 2016

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FLOTUS

First Lady Of The United States

Nancy Reagan was the 40th FLOTUS

FLOTUS by WordMeister September 27, 2005

FÖTUS

A unique fashion line created by Masahiro Saito (1958). Saito started FÖTUS in September 1997. Jiro of Glay, Miyavi, and the members of Pierrot loved the FÖTUS line. Most buyers are between 16 and 25, more than half of them female. Mostly Polyester, but cotton and nylon are used, the clothes are unique and many of them are neon coloured.

Person 1- Did you see that Buruzon outfit on FÖTUS?
Person 2- Yea, 'twas awesome :3
Person 1- I'm definitely going to order something from the FÖTUS website^^

FÖTUS by lemonwhip March 13, 2009

flotus000

the coolest person ever

wow i just saw the coolest person EVER
you mean flotus000?
yes!

flotus000 by Bountyhunter21 June 23, 2021

Footussy

Hot foot with bussy 🥵

-Omg what a hot footussy
-Why thank you I just got it waxed😘

Footussy by franchvaloli March 28, 2022

fagotus vampirus

A sub species of vampire created when dracula sucked the dick of a monkey infected with aids. The species must now survive by sucking blood from dicks. It is thought that count cockula is the last of this species due to the all gay male population.

Be careful when being offered a blow job for crack at night, you may very well be talking to a fagotus vampirus.

fagotus vampirus by guywhotypeslow December 25, 2009

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026