fauxsabi 

Food items marketed as wasabi, but having little or no actual wasabi, which is rare and costly. Horseradish and vinegar are used as substitute flavors and natural coloring (light green) is added.

Bummer! I bought this expensive wasabi mayo, only to find that it has almost no real wasabi. Should be called fauxsabi, man.

fauxsabi by flyingdog April 22, 2010

fauxsbian

A heterosexual girl with a large affection and fascination for breasts, who does not identify as a lesbian.

"Stop posting about tits, you fauxsbian."

fauxsbian by Joshua Meadows February 19, 2008

fauxhabitator 

One who rents a residence with roommates and yet spends all their time at a lover's residence instead. The place is only rented for rationalization, to take the pressure off the relationship and to keep parents from getting mad at you for "living in sin."

"The place is sweet. It's got a huge living room, perfect for parties, and my roommate's a fauxhabitator so I got the place to myself!"

fauxhabitator by MynameisSean September 26, 2007

fauxsbian

a slutty girl rejected by boys, turned to girls and then later realized she'd rather be with boys.

Jim felt betrayed when he thought he had caused her to switch teams and then realized she was just a fauxsbian all along.

fauxsbian by allie_annek November 7, 2013

fauxhabitate 

to rent one location while residing in the home of a lover.

I never see my roomie, he is one to totally fauxhabitate.

fauxhabitate by rwyt December 28, 2007