faunt 

A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.

Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!

faunt by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019

Faunt 

The art of biting the insides of your cheeks so as to prevent movement and then smiling to create an alternate smiley face suitable for any occasion, be it a funeral, a childs 4th birthday or even a meeting where a child is about to find out theyre adopted.

"Check that guy out"
"where?"
"That guy there!"
"Wow! that is one incredible faunt."

Faunt by FauntMasterFlex February 4, 2010

faunt 

a combination of "frightening" and "gaunt."

"when you want to see her run,
she's got style, she's got faunt;
she's a baby.."

faunt by muskrat February 1, 2005

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

Mr. Fauntroy 

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...

Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.

Mr. Fauntroy by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015

dick fanta 

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

dick fanta by njk15 October 6, 2016

Fanta Sea 

When you're caught in a landslide, and there's no escape from reality.

Is this the real life?

No man, this is just Fanta sea!

Fanta Sea by The1andonly92 May 20, 2013