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fanalysis 

The systematic appraisal of a fanny (gash) using a set of predefined, uniform measures including smell, taste, acidity, presence of pubic hair, labia size and level of resemblance to a badly wrapped kebab. One should also comment upon how eager one is to 'smash' it, given the opportunity. Synonymous with 'gashessment'
So I did a fanalysis on Ruth last night and she scored really well- bald as a badger from her clunge to her aintcha, and kebab was well packed, but had to mark her down on the smell as it had the aroma of a rotting salmon carcas. Would still smash the shit out of it again though given the chance, but I'm all out of rufies, so can't see it happening anytime soon
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
1. Animals, especially the animals of a particular region or period, considered as a group.
2. A sexually desirable young woman.
fauna by meep March 16, 2005

faunacator

Someone who has sex with animals. Derived from a combination of fauna (animals) and fornicate (to have sex outside of marriage).

Opposite to Fauna Fan; someone who loves animals in the much nicer, traditional sense.
Joe was a Faunacator, who loved his dog a lot more than he should have. Fauna Fans rejected him from their clubs after that.
faunacator by Fauna Fan November 2, 2007

flora and fauna 

plants and animals (flora is plants; fauna is animals)
"Hey mum, what's that flora and fauna called?"
Noun. A glue used in hair tubes for collecting hairs of small mammals, infamously shrews, in order to analyse them.
Faunagoo remains sticky after wetting and then drying. This increases both the chance and the probability of it working to catch the hairs of small mammals.
Faunagoo by Mohammed Bin Hasafsama January 31, 2010