by Jilygaloma April 14, 2020
Get the fauces mug."Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.
"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."
"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."
"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
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by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020
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Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019
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1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
1) it allows people you don't give a rats ass about and wouldn't speak to if you passed them in the street the chance to bore you with every banal detail or their uneventful lives because both you and they have joined in some global "friends" arms races based on numbers of people you've clicked a link for but don't really know or care about
2) it allows you to make even more of a fool of yourself by posting updates and photos of all the oh so clever and funny stuff you did while blind drunk. The kind of thing you'd rather your parents/boss/colleagues/beloved aunt never knew about - except now they will, and probably before you've even came round, because you've "friended" them all on Faecesbook
3) it allows you to look really pathetic by updating your status to "in a relationship with someone I've actually spoke to in real life" after last night's drunken one-nighter only for them to publicly dump you before breakfast.
4) it allows Faecesbook to micro-examine the details of your life and sell all that information on to anyone willing to pay for it. Do you really like being marketed to? Tell Faecesbook what you had for breakfast!
5) it allows some frazzle haired dork who couldn't get laid at Harvard the chance to become a billionaire - and all off the information you so willingly hand over to his sprawling faeces-pumping empire.
Add me to the list of people you barely know on Faecesbook
Find me on Faecesbook
Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
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Add shit to my Faecesbook wall
by go-faecesbook-yourself November 6, 2011
Get the faecesbook mug.When you are in a state that is characterized by alcohol intoxication, "hitting the faucet" means to go to the nearest bathroom, turn the faucet on high, put one's mouth directly underneath, and drink until one can't drink anymore. This action is performed in an effort to curb the side effects of a hangover. One engages in this act instead of drinking out of a cup because, simply, there is no cup big enough for the amount of water one needs to drink when they're this drunk.
Tyler: Dude, I just drank beer number 12 and I have a lab at 8 a.m. tomorrow.
Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.
Robert: Just hit the faucet, you'll be good.
by The faucet hitter May 29, 2010
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"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."
by jordiebish November 18, 2009
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