Fatherlessness

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Fatherlessness by SansrielMemer April 11, 2022

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Fatherlessness

Hey, you know what ALSO coincides with the average income by race?

Hym "You see it, right? The fatherlessness rate by race... Coincides with with the average income by race (inversely)... Which ALSO COINCIDES... With the average DICK SIZE by race! They're just fucking the fat-cocks indiscriminately! Look at this fucking guy I work with... He looks like Taylor Swifts stalker. The literal difference between being Taylor Swifts stalker and fucking all the women is a fat-cock. It's literally that. Critical fat-cock theory: The ultimate and most-correct dating theory! And then they run out of fat-cocks... And they're like 'WhErE dId AlL tHe GoOd mEn Go!?' 😭 (👈right there is the fat-cock withdrawal)"

Wahmen "Well maybe if you give me access to all of your money... Indefinitely... And continue to do that even if I stop fucking you... THEN... Then I'll fuck you..."

Hym "Nope! Not happening bitch! You get the fuck right up out of here with that shit! You need to fuck. And then you can have a wage proportional to performing the task. Correct again bitch! Correct again!"

Fatherlessness by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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Fatherlessness

A euphemism for 'Not having authority over men who aren't willing to be one of my sycophants.'

Hym "And whose fault is the fatherlessness crisis? Is it 7 baby mama Kat Williams' fault? Is it 7 baby mama Elon's fault? Or is it 0 baby mama Hym Iam's fault? Is Elon a piece of shit, Jordan? For contributing to the fatherlessness? No? Isn't just incumbent on everyone else to not even want to do that and it isn't the fault of the guys who actually did it and they don't have to do anything right? Society has to cater to the fat cock retards because if we don't then there is a fatherlessness crisis."

Fatherlessness by Hym Iam August 21, 2024

fatherlessgenshinchild

a person with no father that plays genshin impact for a living and thinks its cool to flex virtual bitches

Andrew: "That person is a fatherlessgenshinchild"
Joey: "No I am not"

fatherlessgenshinchild by wasdisacoolthing May 5, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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