Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?

Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.

Fatherbed by Wertheworld July 26, 2020

Related Words

fatherboi • FatherBoard • Fatherbone • father.bofa • Father Bob • Father Boris • FatherBubba • Fatherexistence • fathergohan • fatherality

fathergohan

cool dude

“fathergohan is mid” -🤓

fathergohan by Makeer November 28, 2021

Fatherhood

1.n. a male parent. 2. one who loves, supports, guides, inspires, and encourages his children. 3. a man of strong character who teaches by example. 4. one who is patient, kind and understanding. 5. a man who is emulated, admired and very loved.

Now, he understands the true meaning of fatherhood.

Fatherhood by Vietrex April 6, 2016

fathergohan

some gay mf who swear to god he is carrying anime tiktok but no one know who he is and has had e-sex

“Bro I’m telling you I’m carrying anime tiktok” fathergohan every damn day

fathergohan by Imightbemace December 7, 2021

Feathercoin

Feathercoin is an Internet currency not controlled by any central bank or institution

Feathercoin bypasses the old banking system by using peer-to-peer technology. Payments are borderless and can be processed by anyone with affordable computer hardware using free software. This work is rewarded with new Feathercoins which are issued by the network.

Payments are fast, global, and secure with near zero payment fees. Therefore merchants do not have to pass on the cost of business to you the customer, meaning you are able to enjoy spending less on the things you love.

A couple walk into a bar, order a round of drinks and the guy reaches for his wallet to pay but discovers he has let at home, calmly his girlfriend grabs her phone and asks the bartender do you accept feathercoin, to which the bartender says of course we do, the girl pays for the drinks using the feathercoin app on her phone.

Feathercoin by Feathercoindude January 11, 2014

fathermocker

An alternative to the offensive "motherfucker". In theory, someone who would mock their father.

I can't believe that fathermocker ate all of my marshmallows!

fathermocker by Travelshark44 August 22, 2012

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026