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Fat Midget Cunt
Fat Midget Cunt by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022
fat midget theory
When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...
Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...
fat midget theory by bellend_to_the_end October 1, 2010
Fat midget
Fat midget by Not flex March 21, 2022
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fat horny nigga muslim midget by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023
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FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass
FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'
FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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