fat minge 

When a pussy is so chubby you can stick most of your cock in before it counts.

Like: 'Dang hombre, i finally boned her last night but she may still be a virgin due to having an exceedingly fat minge'

fat minge

fat minge by pacino November 1, 2013

Fat Midget Cunt

A balding 5’2 73 yr old Scottish man.

Oh have you met dan, hes such a fat midget cunt.

Fat Midget Cunt by DeezN$Tz July 13, 2022

fat midget theory 

When all a guy does is go out with fat small girls. Its like he has no standards and thinks that small fat girls are attractive...

Guy1: hey im goin out with sara
Guy2: dude shes fat and shes tiny
Guy1: .....
Guy2: didnt you go out with jane a while ago...??
Guy1: yeah why
Guy2: go look up the fat midget theory dude...

fat midget theory by bellend_to_the_end October 1, 2010

Fat midget

Flex

Flex is a fat midget

Fat midget by Not flex March 21, 2022

fat horny nigga muslim midget

a small person who likes to steal and eat tikka masala and does not pay child support.

who stole and ate my tikka masala?

oh, ofcourse it was the fat horny nigga muslim midget

fat horny nigga muslim midget by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

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FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass 

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009