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lazy fat fuck
put clothes straight from the washing machine into the clothes dryer especially when its a perfect day
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no ones home no one will know i cant be bothered walking all that way to the clothes line and fumbling down 2 stairs it must be all of 15 metres to get there oh i so fuckn fat and lazy ill just run their power bill up to the hilt and in the mean time i will check out whats on offer down at the food halls
lazy fat fuck by Mark August 6, 2004
Related Words
Fat Lazy • lazy fat fuck • Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy • Too lazy to get fat • Fat • fat ass • fat fuck • fat-e • Fat Bitch • fat cunt
Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy
The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
Too lazy to get fat
The predicament whereby the motivation to fetch that delicious chocolate snack is outweighed by your desire to remain where you are (likely to be on the computer or on the couch in front of the TV)
Mark: "Look at all the chocolate in this fridge, I can't believe you're not a fatass David"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
David: "I couldn't be bothered going back into the kitchen after fixing my 2 minute noodles for dinner, I guess I'm just too lazy to get fat"
Too lazy to get fat by DeKrow June 1, 2007
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