fat crack

a slang term used to describe puppy chow because it is as addicting as crack but you definitely do not get skinny while eating it. It tends to make you gain weight from not being able to stop eating it once you start.

Hey I made some fat crack last night, want some?

Once you get started on the fat crack, you can't stop.

by countryprincess43 March 25, 2010

fat-crack

One who is only slightly overweight or obese.

Person 1. "Dude, I've gotta get back to the gym."

Person 2. "Yeah man, you are a fat-crack."

by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

booty crack fat

Being repulsively smelly and having the scent of a uncleaned cheesy butt crack

Jake: Wow Kylie smells like booty crack fat
Sharkisha: Yeah she left a trail down the hallway!

by Yugomex May 25, 2016

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

Crack a Fat

To open a nice cold beer.

Hey barkeep Crack a Fat for me.

by Utemadjason March 7, 2020

sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating

Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack

by Rory1984 January 2, 2007

crack a fat

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

by shitface1234567890 May 6, 2011