Definitions by shitface1234567890

Cum Grunt 

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

Cum Grunt by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018

crack a fat 

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

crack a fat by shitface1234567890 May 6, 2011