crack a fat

to achieve an erection

jak couldn't crack a fat! how embarassing

by shitface1234567890 April 16, 2011

Cum Grunt

The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.

ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.

by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018