fat butter

A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump

The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").

by bearesq January 2, 2012

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

by buttfingernigger February 6, 2026

Fat battery

An umbreon by the name Nightlight

wow that "fat battery" was amazing

by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021

BFG - Butters Fat Girl

When the first girl you meet at a party is butters, fat and precedes to stalk you the entire night, cock-blocking you.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl

The BFG I met last night was fucking sticking to me like a clam, it took getting off with 3 girls to get her away.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl

by The Sandman 12 November 15, 2009

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

ratio

L+ratio+no bitches+no father+virgin+mom dead+ ur mother+fat hoe+get your money up+hoes mad+not good at fortnite+xxxvideosbox player+cotton picker+white man+your black+your white+your mad+YB BETTERR

by ur fav slave escape helper March 13, 2022

liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

by USA1010 September 24, 2020

Fartbutter

Fartbutter is a fart let out with a little wetness that stays in between the buttcheeks. It makes your buttcheeks slipper, so they slide back and forth as you walk or even run. So as the old saying goes "slippery when wet"

Damn, my ass has enough fartbutter build up in it.

Geesh, when will I let a fart with out the butter?

by fartyuyiorieoirtjo September 16, 2010