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fat butter 

A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump
The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").
fat butter by bearesq January 2, 2012
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peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock

Fat battery 

wow that "fat battery" was amazing
Fat battery by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021

BFG - Butters Fat Girl 

When the first girl you meet at a party is butters, fat and precedes to stalk you the entire night, cock-blocking you.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl
The BFG I met last night was fucking sticking to me like a clam, it took getting off with 3 girls to get her away.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl

liked you better when you were fat 

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

Fartbutter 

Fartbutter is a fart let out with a little wetness that stays in between the buttcheeks. It makes your buttcheeks slipper, so they slide back and forth as you walk or even run. So as the old saying goes "slippery when wet"
Damn, my ass has enough fartbutter build up in it.

Geesh, when will I let a fart with out the butter?
Fartbutter by fartyuyiorieoirtjo September 16, 2010