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fat butter 

A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump
The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").
fat butter by bearesq January 2, 2012
Words you can keep

peanut butter fat cock

when someone smears peanut butter over their or somebody's fat cock
look at that guy with his peanut butter fat cock

Fat battery 

wow that "fat battery" was amazing
Fat battery by SylverSylveon December 19, 2021

BFG - Butters Fat Girl 

When the first girl you meet at a party is butters, fat and precedes to stalk you the entire night, cock-blocking you.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl
The BFG I met last night was fucking sticking to me like a clam, it took getting off with 3 girls to get her away.

BFG - Butters Fat Girl

liked you better when you were fat 

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)
Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

Fartbutter 

Fartbutter is a fart let out with a little wetness that stays in between the buttcheeks. It makes your buttcheeks slipper, so they slide back and forth as you walk or even run. So as the old saying goes "slippery when wet"
Damn, my ass has enough fartbutter build up in it.

Geesh, when will I let a fart with out the butter?
Fartbutter by fartyuyiorieoirtjo September 16, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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