Mankinds only defense against the evil monsters of the night. If you don't have one, your days are numbered.
Nightlight, could we survive without you?
by MaximumOverdrive October 18, 2008
A tool commonly used by children under the age of 8 to scare the piss out of the boogeyman as he creeps out of the closet. Causes burning of the scalp, eyes, and genitals.
by Kyleddeck July 30, 2008
kids use this to keep away nightmares. this variant of the word shows how even in the roughest times, the light outshines the darkest night
by OriginalHomie May 20, 2019
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A stub signal left behind in an old format for users who have yet to convert to the new format. The term comes from the SAFER Act, a US law allowing analog TV stations to keep broadcasting information on digital conversion (and, in some cases, local news and emergency information) after the station has otherwise gone all-digital.
I tried running some old Mac software on an old Mac, but forgot the software I was using was PowerPC-only. Good thing the nightlight box popped up; now I have to go find my PowerBook G3.
by Lady Csyde February 19, 2009
A lesbian sexual position involving two ex-softball players and a baseball bat—preferably wooden and not used since regionals. One partner lies back with legs in a wide V (think pizza slice), while the other delivers a deep-dish experience using the bat (with appropriate protection and consent). The name comes from the warm glow that fills the room after, when both women cuddle under a pizza blanket watching A League of Their Own.
Erica hadn’t played second base since high school, but when Jess said she missed “the old team spirit,” one Pizza Nightlight later and Erica was rounding home in record time.
by Definitely Not Rick April 02, 2025
Proverbial creeper. Stalker. Pervert. Invalid. Not having any personal essential attributes or qualities. Idiot of the "people" of America! Basically, one of you! And one of me. And one of of poo and one of pee!
The nightlight clown of our little Ole town came down from his roost to get his extra boost, yet what he got is clearly only POOP!
by Doododuboobear February 26, 2023