1 definition by bearesq
A large, hard and erect penis. Also known as: erection, boner, pitched tent, stiffy, chubby, hard on, wang, purple-headed yogurt-slinger, baby batter blaster, cock, schlong, one-eyed trouser snake, love pump, blue veined junket pump
The stripper was grinding on my fat butter until I painted her back white. The largest fat butter recorded was 14 inches (according to the book, "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex").
by bearesq January 3, 2012