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fartpussy 

Oooh, look at him. I bet he has a nice, tight fartpussy.
fartpussy by UUUUUU April 4, 2009
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fortussy 

the soccer skin has a gushy fortussy
fortussy by Pang0lin_ January 15, 2022

Farqussy 

the asshole of Lord Farquaad from from shrek.
Dude! I hooked up with this cosplayer last night cosplaying as Lord Farquaad and man, that was one tight Farqussy.
Farqussy by canja March 11, 2022
The fattest juiciest coochie in the world
Did you hear that Mrs. templeton apparently had a fatussy? I heard it through the grapevine
Fatussy by Scibutthead April 12, 2022

fortussy 

A little fat sweaty hole in the back of your fortnite renegade raider stuffed animal, these are commonly used as a prep for the baby gronk method.
Dad: hey buddy how about you come out of your goon cave and take your baby meat out of that fortussy
Son (skibidi sigma): NO!! I need to finish my baby explosion so that I can do the gronk method on Livvy Dunne

fratussy 

When you see a frat boy but you want to make him your good boy.
I be that fratussy feels amazing.
fratussy by Faithfulnessxx July 20, 2024
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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