fartfreeze

frozen fart, commendation known as a fart freeze occurs when you encounter a brain freeze that is in concurrent with you anus. frozen deserts cause this disease. when you attempt a fart your frozen brain will freeze the fart only allowing a cool breeze to exit the rectum.

i ate so much icecream i had a fartfreeze ong

fartfreeze by marsgotbars November 18, 2021

Farbreeze 

The ability to openly flatulate due to the fact that you are outside, when an internal passing of gas would be uncomfortable.

"Wow, thank God for that Farbreeze. That meeting was so long I thought I would explode. i couldn't wait to get outside"

Farbreeze by ABSeez September 5, 2007

fartreezing 

When you really need to fart but you're in public so you slowly open and close your butt-cheeks while forcing out small farts. Sometimes this can lead to sharting if done to fast.

You: I REALLY NEED TO FART BUT WE'RE IN PUBLIC! WHAT DO I DO!
Friend: Try fartreezing, it helps.
You: Thanks man! It's really working.

fartreezing by ur memes r bad kid July 24, 2016

farbreeze 

A household cleaner derived from febreeze. Used to relieve the smell that a farbod leaves in the air and on your furniture after they have slept over your house.

I need to whip out my farbreeze

farbreeze by Lucas February 19, 2005