When you really need to fart but you're in public so you slowly open and close your butt-cheeks while forcing out small farts. Sometimes this can lead to sharting if done to fast.
You: I REALLY NEED TO FART BUT WE'RE IN PUBLIC! WHAT DO I DO!
Friend: Try fartreezing, it helps.
You: Thanks man! It's really working.
Friend: Try fartreezing, it helps.
You: Thanks man! It's really working.
by ur memes r bad kid July 24, 2016
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