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fart roll up 

A fart that instead traveling out to the side or rear of the buttocks, travels forward rolling up past the balls and taint area. It offers a straight-to-the-face delivery making the smell worse than usual.
Diby fired such a mean fart roll up while driving back from Buffalo Wild Wings that he needed to open the windows and decline his seat to avoid getting his eyes burned.
fart roll up by brettuthius December 20, 2008

Break Up Fart 

The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.

May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"

Later that evening......

Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)

Wake up fart 

The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
Wake up fart by ThaDinger February 2, 2016

Fart Roll-up

When a woman farts, and it rolls up into her vaginal cavitity.
She felt awkward because her fart roll-up tickled as it went it.
Fart Roll-up by Jostalin91 April 12, 2022

Wake up fart 

A fart that you fart that wakes you up when you fall asleep.
That was a wake up fart.
Wake up fart by Judge dredd7 November 23, 2011

fart roll up 

when you fart and it rolls up to the top of your crack.
guys i just farted and i had a fart roll up
fart roll up by kayyyyyy7 January 17, 2021