fart train

To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers

Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!

by taranto September 26, 2013

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 26, 2013

train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021