Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

fart train

To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers

Man! - I just followed the longest fart train ever - its was awful!

by taranto September 25, 2013

train fart

when you do a backflip over a train

i did a train fart yesterday after killing my brother in cold blood in 3rd of may 2014

by the 11111111silly man November 20, 2021

Taint-rippling fart

A fart so loud and powerful that not only will you worry if you've sharted, but the shock waves created by the booming sound, will ripple the skin along your taint.

Peggy Sue got the shock of her life. With Pete going down on her after their meal of chilli with beans, she let rip with what Pete later described as a taint-rippling fart. He could see the skin of her taint ripple with the explosion emanating from her arse.

by Dick Examiner January 14, 2018

fartbrain

walker repka is detailed as a fart brain. his brain produces so much gas that it farts out liquid gas out of his own mouth its insane.

walker repka was a "fartbrain" today while running up a bag

by walky slush December 7, 2022