Definitions by taranto
mud factor
Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.
Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.
mud factor by taranto September 26, 2013
fart train
To commence farting as you start walking down a hallway or passage - trying to make the fart last all the way to the end. Ensures a consistent unpleasant experience for any followers
fart train by taranto September 25, 2013