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Fart Dick 

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.
i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick
Fart Dick by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020
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fart dick 

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex
"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"
fart dick by God October 28, 2004

Fart dick 

When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
Fart dick by Badonti January 29, 2017

FART DICK 

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.
I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!
FART DICK by Bowie69 February 7, 2025

cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker 

a dick head guy who just fuckes shit up even when he try to be good
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker

dick fart 

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
dick fart by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick fart 

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.
Justin Biber is a dick fart
dick fart by TahTah October 25, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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